First let me introduce you to Earl Woodman, A.K.A. @EarlJW. By day, he's just a regular guy. But by night....he's a Stealth LumberJACK.
Here's a picture of him "logging off" which he says he does at least once a day.
If you wanna know what the real @EarlJW is like, just go follow him on Twitter. If you're feeling especially daring, check out his blog.
Now for the contest:
You simply have to leave a comment here, suggesting what you want to see the LumberJACK do. I'll use a random number generator (AKA my ten year old son) to draw the winner. And then I'll draw* the LumberJACK doing that thing (whatever it is).
Animation's fun right? It's kinda like having super powers!
What's the prize, I hear you thinking.....the winner gets a signed original drawing of themselves posed with the LumberJACK. Contest ends Monday night, Sept. 13th, prize awarded the following Wednesday.
*draw or animate, depending on how much free time I have.
OK folks! Finish this sentence "Dear JC, please make the LumberJACK ...."
Wanna see who won?
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"Dear JC, please make the LumberJACK ...."
ReplyDeleteDare I say it? Sing "I'm a Lumberjack"
Dear JC, please make the LumberrJACK stop chasing me around with his overinflated log and let him know I'm not in to that because I'm much more in to being chased by a 4'5" tall bearded lady covered in vasoline and bronze chains with a giraffe tattoo on her neck screaming - "heel bitch!!!!! Heel!!!!"
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the LumberJACK ... Eat pancakes at a tea party with a ladybug!
ReplyDeleteDear JC, Please make Lumberjack saw off his arm and replace it with a cybernetic arm capable of changing a baby's diaper in 0.25 seconds
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the lumberjack skateboard while walking a badly behaved dog WHILE he's trying to text AND take a call. Make him wreck!
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the lumberJACKhit himself in the head with a brick. Like in the Monty Python sketch. Almost forgot, he has to be singing about how much he loves his moose.
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the lumberjack perform the Full Monty.
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the LumberJACK drive around in a Mini Cooper waving a fist full of bucks and eating a dried apricot.
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the LumberJACK time travel in a Delorean. =)
ReplyDelete1.21 Jigawatts!!!!!
Dear JC, please make the LumberJACK ....fight the evil ColdCanuck for control of entire world's supply of Canadian beer!
ReplyDeleteI would like to see the LumberJack eating FlapJacks! @KimPiper1
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the LumberJACK turn his loving attention away from that poor tree and focus it all on WhyIsDaddyCrying. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the lumberjack look up his old girlfriend on facebook and then be all satisfied that she got fat.
ReplyDeletesincerely,
@Aaronfatherfolk
Dear JC, please make the LumberJACK juggle his ipod touch, cell phone and tablet while playing Words with Friends & tweeting at WORK.
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the LumberJACK land in the forest and get chased by a bear!
ReplyDeleteDear JC, Please make the LumberJACK ride a moose through the woods with WhyIsDaddyCrying at top speeds, until one of them gets whacked with a low tree branch!
ReplyDelete@ Everyone - I'm totally gobsmacked. I can already see every single one of these in my head. And that poor LumberJACK is just praying for flapjacks hahaha!
ReplyDeleteI want the Lumberjack to ding the Lumberjack song from Monty Python.
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the LumberJACK .... chop down Muno, the tall red ...thing...from Yo Gabba Gabba while wearing DJ Lance Rock's hat and glasses then use Muno's broken body to beat Dora the Explorer to death.
ReplyDeleteI want the lumberjack to spontaneously magnetically attract a band of koalas each playing a separate musical instrument!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! OMG you guys, what are you tryna do, drive me off the edge?
ReplyDeletei sooo want him to make @whyisdaddycryin cry it would be great please please please please pretty please with sugar on top\
ReplyDeleteang
LumberJACK meets DON CHERRY both with Plaid on!
ReplyDeleteThanks
@those2girls
(Lisa)
Make the Lumberjack knit a toque!
ReplyDeleteI would like the lumberjack to do the Robin Hood, men in tights song. while in man tights, if you haven't seen it, think cancan mixed with highland fling (Scottish dance). Bagpipe malfunction totally optional.
ReplyDeleteapparently I am really bad at instructions I forgot to do this properly. so take 2, and with a little more feeling this time.
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the LumberJACK do the Robin Hood, men in tights song. while in man tights, if you haven't seen it, think cancan mixed with highland fling (Scottish dance). Bagpipe malfunction totally optional.
XO
PEACH OUT
@ ThePeachy1 - if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
ReplyDeleteWho cares about trees. I just wanna know about Peaches!
I can verify that if a Peachy1 falls in the forest and no one is around, she will indeed make a lot of noise and fix her hair before the search and rescue team find her and her hurt ankle. Pine and Oak tree's seem to have more dignity then I do. (I do not do well at camping)
ReplyDeleteJACKS British cousin, an artist called CHRIS, flies over the pond to visit and shows him how we Brits cut down trees - not with a Chainsaw but a carpentry hand saw ! Sad but true ! It may take a little longer but its so good for the soul !
ReplyDeleteDear JC, please make the LumberJACK make peace with the Lorax
ReplyDeletePlease make LumberJACK do the "Single Ladies" dance with Beyonce.
ReplyDeletedrlori71 is the funniest one so far I think.. not that I get a vote. Just sayin. Penny
ReplyDeleteDear JC... Please make the lumberjack FIGHT A BEAR.
ReplyDelete(Comments work on a PC) :)
Wanna see? The contest result is now animated and posted HERE --> http://littleanimation.blogspot.com/2010/09/stealth-lumberjack.html
ReplyDeleteI'd like the actual lumberjack to complete the actual Robin the boy wonder Cover, males within leggings tune. during guy leggings, should you have not observed this, believe cancan combined with highland affair (Scottish dancing). Bagpipe breakdown completely optionally available.
ReplyDeleteLOL elo boost
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