May 20, 2011

The RAPTURE List.

WARNING: Not sure why, but I think you should be warned.

I dunno if it will happen or not, but just in case it does, here's a short list of useful things to remember about after the Rapture.


Feel free to add some...cuz you never know.

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Posted by The Animated Woman at 11:13 PM
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13 comments:

  1. Dana KMay 20, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    I suggest staying off the roads.

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  2. Alex@LateEnoughMay 20, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    I'm sad that my shoes can't come.

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  3. MeriLizzieMay 20, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    Really not going to need the underwear.... but you might want to shave.

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  4. AmyMay 20, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    Don't drink the Kool- Aid.

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  5. JenMay 21, 2011 at 12:21 AM

    LOL! I wrote about the rapture and zombie apocalypse today! LOL! ; )
    Oh, and leave the keys to your Jaguar behind the sun visor. Thanks! Mwah!

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  6. DeeMay 21, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    Don't fly on a plane, would seriously suck if the pilot got raptured.

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  7. EvinMay 21, 2011 at 2:14 AM

    I'm feeding my kids dessert first so they'll be sinners and not get raptured. I'd miss them.

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  8. Mimi NMay 21, 2011 at 2:16 AM

    Beware of falling planes.

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  9. UnknownMay 21, 2011 at 2:30 AM

    now i have too come back didn't change my undie

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  10. In The Kitchen With AUdreyMay 21, 2011 at 2:40 AM

    No telling when it will happen. Have fun all day! Call it Rapture Day and eat ice cream for breakfast.

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  11. AlaphGypsyMay 21, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    1 - Take a pre-rapture nap so that post-rapture I'll be rested for the after party. *

    2 - Expect rain during after party.

    3 - Realize that the planned party really has nothing to do with the rapture itself so much as a bunch of mommies need some downtime, without children.

    4 - Buy some wine to go with the Everclear fruity drinks, in case someone is scared of the Everclear mention...

    5 - Drink and hang out in the hot tub by the bon fire.

    * Do some laundry during nap...

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  12. Lady EstrogenMay 21, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    Very nice :)
    I agree with the falling planes too!!

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  13. UnknownDecember 12, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    1. Those people aren't really "planking"... they're DEAD!

    2. Wow! Canada now looks like Detroit! ;-)

    3. Guys, try this line with every chick you encounter: "But we're the LAST humans on the planet. You have to do it to avoid extinction!"

    4. If the above pick-up line doesn't work, tell her that you have a stockpile of clean female undies ;-)

    PROCREATE, PROCREATE, PROCREATE!!!

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Cuz You Rocketh.

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