Me: Bonjour, I was in your shop today and I lost my gloves. Have you seen them?
Storeperson: Gloves? What colour?
Me: They're green! They have no fingers, they look like crocodiles, with teeth. I really love them.
Storeperson: One moment please.
Me: Okay! I really hope you find them. I bought them in Paris four years ago. They're irreplaceable....
Storeperson: Madame? I am sorry. We have not seen your glasses.
If you see anyone wearing these gloves, they're mine. Thanks.
Best damned gloves EVAR. If we ever actually needed gloves down here, I'd need those. I hope you see them again after a while, crocodile.
ReplyDeleteLOVE THE GLOVES!!! Sorry you lost them. :-( If I see your glasses I'll let you know. :-P
ReplyDeleteJW - Don't you have real crocodiles where you live?
ReplyDeleteSarah - Ha. Maybe I can't find my gloves cuz I don't have my glasses.
ReplyDeleteHope you find them, JC.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure if a store worker saw those gloves, they wouldn't be able to forget them. :)
ReplyDeleteJen - you know these gloves right? I got them in Paris and I'm so sad I've lost them *tears*
ReplyDeleteMelanie - or wouldn't be able to resist them :(((
ReplyDeleteThose sound cute!! Hope you find them
ReplyDeleteYes. Well, sort-of. To be technical, we have alligators down here. We have oversized lizards with big teeth who like to eat children and small dogs whole down here.
ReplyDeleteOh nooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteI loved those gloves... :-(
Mind you, if I found gloves like that I would keep them.