January 6, 2012

Best Christmas present EVAR.

Guess what I got for Christmas!


I can't wait to see what you guys come up with.

What was your fave present?
Posted by The Animated Woman at 8:06 PM
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61 comments:

  1. AlaphGypsyJanuary 6, 2012 at 8:11 PM

    You got custom bowling pins....

    A lifetime supply of green body dye...

    Presents??

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  2. JW MoxieJanuary 6, 2012 at 8:12 PM

    Umm...a bowling pin? A punching bag?

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  3. Cai PalmiterJanuary 6, 2012 at 8:18 PM

    I was gonna say bowling pin too but I'll try pink chair :D

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  4. Alison PentlandJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:03 PM

    Throbbing Thumb from banging something on it, um, the Queen from a worm farm, um, body pillow with your husband's face on it, um albino nesting dolls WHAT WHAT?!?

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  5. SteveJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:15 PM

    a bald bleached monkey without ears but a good rouge.

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  6. The Animated WomanJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:23 PM

    Stephi - nope.

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  7. The Animated WomanJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:23 PM

    JW - Negatory on both counts.

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  8. The Animated WomanJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:24 PM

    Cai - It's not a chair.

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  9. The Animated WomanJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:25 PM

    Alison - some good guesses, but incorrect I'm afraid.

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  10. The Animated WomanJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:25 PM

    Steve - HAHAHAHA! No.

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  11. SherreeJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:36 PM

    A positive pregnancy test? Yeah, don't know where that came from either :)

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  12. the robot mommyJanuary 6, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    You must love these guesses. It's clearly an earless bunny

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  13. January DawnJanuary 6, 2012 at 10:14 PM

    A shaved head and a good night's sleep?

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  14. The Animated WomanJanuary 6, 2012 at 10:29 PM

    Sherree - Wow. Nice try but no cigar, for you or the expectant dad.

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  15. The Animated WomanJanuary 6, 2012 at 10:30 PM

    The robot mommy - I do love it. I'm sitting here cackling and pissing myself laughing. I'll need a new sofa at this rate.

    No, it's not an earless bunny.

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  16. The Animated WomanJanuary 6, 2012 at 10:30 PM

    January Dawn - neither. It's actually better than a good night's sleep.

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2012 at 10:39 PM

    A massage device of some sort?!

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  18. deanna1137January 6, 2012 at 10:47 PM

    Is it something dirty?

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2012 at 10:57 PM

    a pooping bowling pin

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  20. The Animated WomanJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:18 AM

    Anonymous - getting warmer...!

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  21. The Animated WomanJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:18 AM

    deanna - no.

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  22. anotherAnonymousJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:19 AM

    Lying back in a bath of chocolate?

    ...or perhaps it's a giant latte?

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  23. The Animated WomanJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:19 AM

    Anonymous #2 - negative.

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  24. The Animated WomanJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:21 AM

    anotherAnonymous - Geez what is it with you anonymousers? No, it's not lying back in a bath of chocolate but holy cow that sounds sticky.

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  25. KristinJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:28 AM

    My favorite gift was my Nook.

    Did you get a fabulous purple wig to go with the green skin dye?

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  26. The Animated WomanJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:30 AM

    Kristin - Nook? What is a Nook?

    No, I didn't get a purple wig. This present if even better than that. Hard to believe, I know.

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  27. flyddwJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:40 AM

    a french maid masseur with brown hair?

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  28. GrandeMochaJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:40 AM

    A martian? A q-tip?

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  29. GrandeMochaJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:43 AM

    A personal massager? wink, wink :(

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  30. The Animated WomanJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:48 AM

    flyddw - does this look like a french maid?

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  31. The Animated WomanJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:48 AM

    GrandeMocha - Yes! It's a martian!

    I'm kidding. It's not a martin.

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  32. The Animated WomanJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:49 AM

    GrandeMocha - no. Guess again!

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  33. lifeonprintJanuary 7, 2012 at 2:05 AM

    A back massage or massage table? Looks like a relaxed face looking through that face space on a massage table!

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  34. The Animated WomanJanuary 7, 2012 at 2:50 AM

    Lifeonprint - You got it! It's my face poking through the toilet hole thingie in the massage table. And I have the face creases to prove it.

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  35. @xDeepSJanuary 7, 2012 at 6:05 AM

    Its a light bulb? An idea?

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  36. @xDeepSJanuary 7, 2012 at 6:07 AM

    Lol didn't see last comment on phone, haha

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  37. Misere DuBleepJanuary 7, 2012 at 6:24 AM

    The chance to give a very heavy large brown thing a shoulder-ride?

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  38. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2012 at 6:31 AM

    Voldemort's nose?

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  39. AmberJanuary 7, 2012 at 12:57 PM

    I see the lovechild of Vodemort's and Snape. ;)

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  40. Lady EstrogenJanuary 7, 2012 at 2:15 PM

    A personal massager for 'down there'...
    or some sperm.
    If it's bald and white, I always see sperm.

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  41. George BlogsJanuary 7, 2012 at 2:51 PM

    A dead clown! The perfect gift!

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  42. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2012 at 9:13 PM

    Don't know, but it sure made my 9-year-old laugh his head off!

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  43. Rhiannon FieriJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:32 AM

    Ok, so I'm thinking that's a view from below of you getting a massage, and that's your face poking through the hole in the head-cushion on the massage table. Based on the blush, I'm guessing that the masseuse is damn sexy, and is currently working on your...upper thighs?

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  44. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:36 AM

    Ummm...one of those mannequin heads so that you can practice voodoo rituals?

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  45. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:45 AM

    xDeepS - it IS an idea. It is NOT a lightbulb.

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  46. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:46 AM

    Misere - VERY good guess. Wrong though. Ha.

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  47. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:48 AM

    Anonymous and Amber - Voldemort has a nose. This drawing has not.

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  48. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:49 AM

    Lady E - Why am I not surprised? I want to draw sperm now.

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  49. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:50 AM

    George Blogs - A dead clown is not the perfect gift. It's too messy dude.

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  50. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:51 AM

    JenniferHanford - that comment made my day!

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  51. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:52 AM

    Rhiannon - You got it sista! Except for one tiny detail: it's not a 'masseuse', it's a 'masseur'. Heheh.

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  52. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:54 AM

    Just Another - Ginae, great guess! But alas, wrong.

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  53. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:54 AM

    I really need to install Intense Debate, or Disqus or something so I can reply to comments directly.

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  54. Rhiannon FieriJanuary 8, 2012 at 3:09 AM

    You know, that's what I meant. You can tell how often I actually have to think about who I'm paying to do it, and what I call them, eh? ;-)

    Hubby and I both kind of rock at massaging. It is....convenient, and occasionally different kinds of therapeutic. Unfortunately, as yet we lack a massage table. Then again, I wouldn't usually want anyone to be able to see my face...

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  55. Stewart RogersJanuary 8, 2012 at 6:28 AM

    A slow-worm?

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  56. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:10 PM

    Rhiannon - agree about the different kinds of therapy. It's actually so good to be able to give and show caring and love this way, esp. with children. The table makes everything easier.

    As for what my face really looks like...well, I left out the drool.

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  57. The Animated WomanJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:10 PM

    Stewart - it's not a slow-worm. Guess again!

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  58. shewhomustbehrdJanuary 8, 2012 at 4:36 PM

    I was going to say a trip back to the womb to float in bliss...but that's probably wrong as well.

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  59. alainaJanuary 8, 2012 at 5:35 PM

    I got massage credits too! Bestgifteva!

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  60. THE SARCASM GODDESSJanuary 8, 2012 at 10:08 PM

    You got a constipated bowling pin?!! I am sooo jealous.

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  61. ThePeachy1March 14, 2012 at 9:18 PM

    A roundtrip ticket to mars to meet the smiling martians ?

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Cuz You Rocketh.

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