I'm ready. Bring on the innuendo!
March 25, 2012
March 24, 2012
March 23, 2012
HAPPINESS BUBBLES!
March 20, 2012
Get FUQQED.
Have you congratulated @JohndStearns yet? He won the Pot of Gold contest. So I told him he could pick a t-shirt or mug from my Zazzle shop, but what did he do? He asked for something that didn't exist yet...(dun, dun, duuuuuuuuun...) ...until now.
I bring you the all new and fabulously original FUQMAN t-shirt collection.
Six designs available in black or white, all styles for geeky dudes or groovacious gals. If you think you can't afford this t-shirt, just consider what a great conversation starter it'll be.
Cute stranger: "Hey cool t-shirt. What the heck is a FUQMAN?"
You: "He's an awesome new kind of superhero. FUQMAN plays a fiery guitar and battles the Lords of Irony on Planet Zog. His super power is the power of exasperation."
Cute stranger: "WHAT?!? You mean there's finally a flaming guitar superhero who fights IRONY??"
You: "Yup. Awesome, no?"
Cute stranger: "Hell yeah! Where can I get me one of these? It looks so good on you too...wanna make out?"
...etcetera. You can't afford not to have this t-shirt. So go get FUQQED!
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I bring you the all new and fabulously original FUQMAN t-shirt collection.
Six designs available in black or white, all styles for geeky dudes or groovacious gals. If you think you can't afford this t-shirt, just consider what a great conversation starter it'll be.
Cute stranger: "Hey cool t-shirt. What the heck is a FUQMAN?"
You: "He's an awesome new kind of superhero. FUQMAN plays a fiery guitar and battles the Lords of Irony on Planet Zog. His super power is the power of exasperation."
Cute stranger: "WHAT?!? You mean there's finally a flaming guitar superhero who fights IRONY??"
You: "Yup. Awesome, no?"
Cute stranger: "Hell yeah! Where can I get me one of these? It looks so good on you too...wanna make out?"
...etcetera. You can't afford not to have this t-shirt. So go get FUQQED!
March 17, 2012
POT of Gold CONTEST!
When I was out and about this afternoon, there were an awful lot of green people hanging out of windows and lurching about the street. I think I even saw some green barf on the sidewalk. That means it's time for another Impromptu St. Patrick's Day contest. I hope you're feeling as lucky as last year cuz I'm giving away a mug OR t-shirt OR calendar from my Zazzle shop.
All you have to do to enter is look at this drawing and comment like this:
"Hey JC, I think Pickle Weasel is sitting on a Pot of __________." You fill in the blank.
Share this post on Twitter or Facebook, you know the drill. Don't forget to leave your Twitter @, email or someway of contacting you. I'll use my Random Number Generator to select a winner tomorrow (Sunday) at 9 PM Montreal time.
Feel free to admire the toilet paper!
GOOD LUCK.
WINNER ANNOUNCED! Wow, you guys are hilarious! There were 34 separate entries in all. The Random Number Generator (AKA the 12 year old boy) selected a number between 1 and 34 and that number is...
...32! The winner is @johndstearns - Congratulations dude. You WIN something from my shop, so start thinking about what you want.
Okay folks. You're all awesome, I think this was more fun for me than for you. Thanks for playing.
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All you have to do to enter is look at this drawing and comment like this:
"Hey JC, I think Pickle Weasel is sitting on a Pot of __________." You fill in the blank.
Share this post on Twitter or Facebook, you know the drill. Don't forget to leave your Twitter @, email or someway of contacting you. I'll use my Random Number Generator to select a winner tomorrow (Sunday) at 9 PM Montreal time.
Feel free to admire the toilet paper!
GOOD LUCK.
WINNER ANNOUNCED! Wow, you guys are hilarious! There were 34 separate entries in all. The Random Number Generator (AKA the 12 year old boy) selected a number between 1 and 34 and that number is...
...32! The winner is @johndstearns - Congratulations dude. You WIN something from my shop, so start thinking about what you want.
Okay folks. You're all awesome, I think this was more fun for me than for you. Thanks for playing.
March 15, 2012
Kids say the DARNDEST things.
I originally posted this on Aiming Low.
Little kids say the darndest things. Here's some cute quips from my (now 15 year old) daughter.
What darndest things do your kids say…?
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Little kids say the darndest things. Here's some cute quips from my (now 15 year old) daughter.
What darndest things do your kids say…?
March 11, 2012
Island CASTAWAY.
WARNING: You may want to wear safety glasses while watching this video. I'm just saying.
@TrashCanRoxanne shot this video. She's my BFFF. I know, there's an extra "F" in there and some day I'll tell you all about it. But for now, here's a taste of what we got up to last week in the Bahamian islands...
There was practically no one on the beach while we were filming, except for this one older dude. As he passed (casting his annoying shadow into the frame) he said to Rox, "I teach middle school; I know what you're going through." I think he thought I was her crazed teenaged daughter. Aw shucks! Folks are always saying that about me and Rox.
On a scale of 1 to 11, what silliness factor do you give this vid?
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@TrashCanRoxanne shot this video. She's my BFFF. I know, there's an extra "F" in there and some day I'll tell you all about it. But for now, here's a taste of what we got up to last week in the Bahamian islands...
There was practically no one on the beach while we were filming, except for this one older dude. As he passed (casting his annoying shadow into the frame) he said to Rox, "I teach middle school; I know what you're going through." I think he thought I was her crazed teenaged daughter. Aw shucks! Folks are always saying that about me and Rox.
On a scale of 1 to 11, what silliness factor do you give this vid?
March 8, 2012
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