"Sure, just let me get dressed." The Huz was wearing naught but his flip-flops and a sarong. For those who know not what a sarong is, it's a piece of pretty cloth wrapped around the waist and worn by men and women alike in South East Asia. Rather like a skirt. Yes, his nipples were showing.
So of course I said, "I dare you to go wearing that." He rolled his eyes and smiled, picked up the car keys and headed for the garage with the 12 year old boy in tow.
"I'm prolly going to tweet this!!!" I shouted after him. The Huz just laughed.
He had that evil twinkle. It reminded me of that thing he did with that bucket...
An hour later he came back and said he'd been to the shop on the way home to pick up some music equipment. The Huz asked them for a discount since he was only wearing a sarong. And they gave it to him. Oh yes they did. And he said they offered him a further 10% off if he was naked.
I dunno, I think he's making that last bit up....
I sat in my garden and drew this on my iPad, using Paper and a Wacom Bamboo stylus.
Really it was nothing. If you multiplied this by n-million it still wouldn't be more than a minuscule fraction of the things dared by the Animated Woman!
ReplyDeleteThat being said, I do now regret not going for the extra 10%...
I can't recall ever actually being dared to do anything. Yes, I was "pro-active".
DeleteThe Huz is one brazen dude.
ReplyDeleteI like him.
Brazen! Just picture him parking the car and walking into a shop with people all staring and him like, "whut?" hahaha!
DeleteWhat is the most outrageous thing she's dared you that you've actually done? I'm curious.
ReplyDeleteI once dared my hubs to go out into the backyard (which backs to a lake around which there are other houses, so it is fairly exposed0 completely naked and do a cartwheel.
He did it. Except it was 2 a.m. and the chances of someone actually seeing him were slim to none, so I don't know how ballsy that maneuver was in the long run. (See how I did that right there?)
I haven't actually dared him to do too many things...that I can remember.
DeleteYour hubs is totally ballsome. But we knew that already cuz hello-cookie-dough. Hee hee.
Wow. That makes the time that I went to get a teething ring for my baby while wearing only an undershirt on top look like nothing. At the time, I was in so much of a rush that I forgot to put on a shirt. Thankfully, I did have shorts on!
ReplyDeleteTo quote The Huz: "no one wants to hear the one about the man who didn't piss in the bucket"
DeleteI'm so glad that I clicked on the bucket link and read that post too. The Huz is one cool guy; not only is he funny but he doesn't mind that you tweet and blog about his antics. Thanks for the laugh JC :)
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't seem to mind, does he? I still ask him if it's ok, out of respect. But he hasn't minded so far.
DeleteI should totally dare my hubs to do stuff. To see if he'll do it that way. I'm a total sucker for dares. Dare me. It doesn't bother me. Except that one thing. But hindsight is 20/20...
ReplyDeleteYou totally should cuz it makes for funny stories. I mean as long as it's nothing dangerous or deeply humiliating.
DeleteSee, that's what makes accepting a challenge from JC so cool: nothing dangerous and only mild humiliation!
DeleteThis makes me wonder what kind of discount you would have gotten it you would have just worn a sarong? ;)
ReplyDeleteBwhahaha!
Well he did just wear a sarong. Nothing else but flip-flops and a man-purse!
DeleteUm. It has to be asked. Why exactly was he wearing a sarong in the first place? LOL
ReplyDeleteI don't like him to walk around completely naked all the time. Only some of the time. Ha.
DeleteAh! Good things come to those who ... are scantilly clad.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I wasted my dare on getting my husband to dvr a horrifically bad movie called Lep In the Hood (as in Leprechaun).
ReplyDeleteAs well as, We squandered my personal care upon obtaining my hubby in order to dvr the horrifically poor film known as Lep Within the Cover (as with Leprechaun.
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