I'm the first one to admit it. I'm fabulously ignorant about most things (although I do know a bit about animation and....itchy bums). But, I honestly wonder about other people.
Like, do you really believe that if you sneeze and fart at the same time, a vacuum will be created within your body and that you will actually die? I was idly wondering this whilst chatting with @cosmicgirlie about Google+ when the subject of 'Unicorns' came up. It rattled around with the other thoughts in my brain, marinated momentarily in the briny bowl of inspiration and suddenly morphed into the following question:
What happens if a Unicorn sneezes and farts at the same time?
Clearly I have stumbled upon something truly magical here.
And while I'm on the subject of Unicorns, please copy and paste this sentence into the comments below:
"I would like to see a drawing of JC riding a Unicorn, wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from @CountryOutfittr."
Or you could just click HERE to tweet it.
Before you accuse me of being sneaky, just remember this could be a win/win/win situation. I would get the boots, you would get to see the drawing, and Country Outfitter would get some social media attention. I have no idea how much attention, and probably they don't actually need my help in the attention department. I suppose it's possible that they don't care a jot whether or not I do a drawing of myself riding a Unicorn wearing nothing but those kickass boots....
But still! It's worth a shot, right?
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OMG! How many tiomes can I copy/paste this?
ReplyDelete"I would like to see a drawing of JC riding a Unicorn wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from Country Outfitter."
Many, many times. You're an accomplished lefty!
Delete"I would like to see a drawing of JC riding a Unicorn wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from Country Outfitter." Now of course, being an English teacher, I must point out that the sentence clearly calls for a drawing of those boots ON THE UNICORN, not on JC.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'...
Argh! Comma inserted. Thanks!
Delete"I would like to see a drawing of JC riding a Unicorn, wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from @CountryOutfittr."
ReplyDeletePure Lady Godiva style and no saddle to boot!
PS Do you need me to draw the picture?
DeleteNo saddle. It would be 'bareback'. <<<see what I did there?
DeleteAlso, leave the drawing to me on this one.
You set them up so nicely, I thought I'd return the favour.
DeleteI would like the copy past option on my iPhone to work properly so that I could confirm that I would definitely like to see jC wearing those AWESOmE boots and then have her draw a picture of her wearing them for the fabulous @countryoutfittr >>> wow those are awesome boots! Love them!
ReplyDeleteJC, why don't you use a clicktotweet link - you know for those of us whose iPhone refuse to cut and paste ? :)
ReplyDeleteUh....cuz I'm ignorant! What the heck is a "clicktotweet"?
DeleteYou're awesome! Enough said, if they put those boots on you the world will go crazy for them- heck you better watch out I may have to go after a pair too :) they are awesome! *almost* as awesome as you!
Delete"I would like to see a drawing of JC riding a Unicorn, wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from @CountryOutfittr."
ReplyDelete*blush*
Delete"I would like to see a drawing of JC riding a Unicorn, wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from @CountryOutfittr." but for the love of God, PLEASE do not let the Unicorn sneeze and fart whilst being ridden.
ReplyDeleteNo one wants to be responsible for THAT.
I'd totally blame it on Google+ though.
Delete"I would like to see a drawing of a Unicorn riding JC, wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from @CountryOutfittr."
ReplyDelete.... Wait a second. How did I mess up Copy/Paste like that? I'm blaming Monday! *evil grin*
*gasp!* you naughty man!
DeleteDo they even make them in unicorn size?
DeleteYou are also very naughty, who ever you are!
DeleteI would like to see JC wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from @CountryOutfittr. The unicorn is not invited
ReplyDeleteBahaha! Yeehah, as they say.
Delete"I would like to see a drawing of JC riding a Unicorn, wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from @CountryOutfittr."
ReplyDeleteLuckily, copy/paste is one of the few computer related skills I have. Sad, isn't it?
Not sad. Tis awesome.
DeleteDone.
ReplyDeleteAlso? You have no idea how happy this drawing made me. My friends know of my eternal search for a rainbow-farting unicorn, and this is one of the better finds. :)
My work here is done.
DeleteMe, right?
ReplyDelete"I would like to see a drawing of JC riding a Unicorn, wearing nothing but these Chocolate Lucky Boots from @CountryOutfittr."
I'm very relieved that I'm not a photographer.
Deletestill just as proud of you as the first post where you dove off the cliff and now look at you. way to go babe.
ReplyDeleteWell you know, it's really nothing more than a graphic depiction of a magical creature doing rude things. Ha.
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