Foot in Mouth Disease

Say "aaaaaaaah..."

Foot in mouth disease (not to be confused with 'foot and mouth disease'). Symptoms:

1. Blurt.
2. Judgie tendencies.
3. Ignorance.
4. Embarrassment.
5. Awkwardness.
6. Inappropriate behaviour.

Treatment:

1. The ability to disappear.
2. The ability to turn back time.
3. Self forgiveness.
4. Patience.
5. Mindfulness.
6. Hugs.

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