Stranger: Do you have a spare poop bag? I forgot mine at home.
Me: Sure thing. (Gives some bags).
Today on a dog walk...
Me: Do you have a spare poop bag? I forgot mine at home.
Stranger: Sure thing. (Gives some bags).
I wish this story had a happy ending, but alas! My dog got rolled in some non-bagged poop while playing with another dog*. Dear people who do not pick up after their dogs in public spaces: If you don't want to pick up poop, you should not have a dog. Your dog's poop does not magically disappear. The snow melts and THERE IT IS. Shame on you.
I had to hose my dog down when I got home, but HOLY HELL did he stink up the car. He's nice and clean now, so there's that.
* He didn't choose to roll in it like my last dog, he inadvertently rolled in it while playing. I'm just saying.